Planar Temple

Takin' out the trash (at night!)

We took a long rest and found the plains piece

Then we go to the jungle. Farfizz asks the plants where the piece is, we go there and there’s fire salamanders, Hekrath punts one of them. They broth grow and attack. Zoya throws water on one of them with her jug. Hekrath has a bad time and goes unconscious. But we make it through kill the dudes!

We find the shard and take a short rest, then go to the swamp. Farfizz goes croc mode. The rune thing is under some huts, which Torment wants to burn. Zoya tries to sneak in and get the thing (she has the fastest hands, like you wouldn’t believe! Nobody has faster hands than her. Everybody says so), but messes up and smashes some huts and some ladies come out and Zoya grabs the thing and runs away with Hekrath and Deisa. Torment talks in primordial with the ladies and learn that they have been transported from the material plane to this place.

We all come back and Zoya apologizes, and tells them about the crystals. Zoya tries to persuade them to help us with booze. She challenges her to a drinking contest for her full cooperation or Torment’s soul. Tyler is no longer croc. Everyone tries offering things for their help while Hekrath blows swamp bubbles. Diesa agrees to brew some beer with them. Zoya, and Hekrath get drunk. Diesa gets 2 potions of heroism from them.

Go to tundra, Zoya finds the shard, grabs it and attaches it. Half a star!

Head to forest. Diesa and I find the shard, she casts a spell and spooks some creepin’ glowing eyes, we move on to the desert.

Torment finds the shard and fizz leads us out to the mountains.

Zoya sticks her Fast Hands TM in the little cave to get the crystal, stalactite and stalagmites attack her hand with tentacle mouths. One grabs her hand. She grabs the shard and throws it. Hekrath goes to get it, Deesa and Farfizz grab Zoya. Diesa hulks out and rips Zoya free and knocks Farfizz flying. We all make it away!

Move on to the arctic. Spot the glyph in the distance. Farfizz is a polar bear. Zoya grabs the crystal. We run out and now we have all the shards for this shape! Back to the plains with all the shards attached.

Take long rest.

Polar bear Fizz swims across with the crystals while everyone is arguing about the best way to get across. He gets bit as he climbs out. He jams the thing it in place with his bear hands (ha! Get it?). Globe spins and the moon falls and is replaced by a fieryer, brighter, bigger sun. plants grow, everything’s bright and lively. Animals make all sorts of sounds. Octogon is left. Polar bear swims back.

Water forms a vortex and water spouts out. Polar bear books it out as a water elemental tries to attack but bear escapes. We are all in the plains now.

Farfizz has a revelation- real world, evil world, amped up world. Material world, shadow wild, fey wild. Whoa dude.

The Polar (Bear) Express

We had 4 shards, 2 of which had fused together. We woke up from our short rest in the jungle and bickered for a bit. Torment made fun of Farfizz and earned a punch from Hekrath. then went to the… ice place? Found the shard?

then we peaced out to the plains. Deesa told some lions and hyenas to fuck off and we got the next piece.

swamp place and Zoya found the next shard instantly like a badass and then a two crocodiles showed up and one chomped on her. Hekrath fell in the mud and his bff Farfizz laughed at him and his not-so-bff Torment also laughed at him and he got threatened with another punch. We D. E. Stroyed the crocs and took a long (?) rest in the plains. Hekrath tried to fish and failed.

So we had one shard from each place now. Then we got to thinkin’ and talkin’ about that middle place and the shards and thought we should check it out. We didn’t want to risk swimming across so Farfizz transformed into a polar bear and swam across. He saw that there was a globe of the world and there were spots to put some shapes like… a diamond and… some other shapes that I forgot. He swam back and told us what he saw and we all decided to go to the platform and see what we could figure out.

Farfizz transformed into a polar bear to ferry us across. It went… okay.

Everyone got across okay but Farfizz got tired and kinda sunk with Hekrath on him and we both had to swim the rest of the way but it was fine. So we were all on the platform and Zoya put the pieces together and stuck it in the matching shape and the globe spun around really fast and the moon on a track above us came out, switching from day to night.

Then we rode the polar ferry back across the water. Everyone made it across except when Hekrath was taking the ferry, they were attacked by mermen! Farfizz was stabbed in the stomach by the big one and the three little ones went into a blood frenzy. Zoya made a lasso, hooked one of the smaller guys, dragged him to the shore, and proceeded to stab him until he was super dead. Torment and Deesa were casting spells and Hekrath made it to the shore (plains) to fight. We managed to kill them all because we’re pretty awesome and Zoya took some kelp rope and somebody took a trident… Farfizz?

02: The Biome Zone

we tried to learn some shit and it didn't work
went into first room of big tower
was divided into tiny biomes, with tiny little animals
started in the ice biome, 2cold, got a shard
animals get big when you touch em, turn small when they leave their biome
went into the desert, 2hot, got a shard
went into the mountains, got a shard, pissed off a big bird by smashing an egg
fought the big bird, stupidly, in the desert
bird flew away after get pew pew'd
we go back to the forest, get a shard, and rest

01: In the Beginning...
there was demon sass

Hekrath was blasted at the bar and attached himself to a nearby gnome. Torment goes over and tries to buy Hekrath more beer to take advantage of him but gnome won’t let him. Zoya is in the corner drinking. Dwarf is with her beer buddies. Everyone sees the dragonborn and gnome fall over. There’s an odd feeling in the air, and the rogue makes for the door. The fireplace flares and there’s a blinding white light. The rogue looks around outside and sees that the world has completely changed. There’s a castle, a river, some forests, and a tall tower. Some guards start advancing toward the bar. The rogue goes to the bar basement to get drunk. The dwarf is checking things out. The guards say “come with us if you want to live.” Everyone except the rogue go with the guards to the castle. Torment is sassy and gets bitch-slapped by a guard. We’re all led into a giant room in the castle with a big ol’ shiny sword and gemstone encrusted throne. A blue dragon flies in and says, “This is my castle, stay here and we’ll give you jobs and food and stuff. Or you can leave, but it’s dangerous out there. The weirdo monks are cobbling bits of universes together to make this place. Since you’re here, why don’t you join our lil’ commune?” Everyone is skeptical, but eventually decides to stay and we’re led to our rooms.


The rogue was drinking and trying to barricade the bar with the bartender and a few others. The guards come a’knockin’ and she surrenders. They take her to the castle, give her the spiel, and she decided to stay. Dragonborn and rogue sleep while Dwarf, Tiefling, and Gnome try to investigate the castle with not much success. After sleeping, we all decide we want to see what else is out there, so we all leave the castle and walk by the bar, so we go in to raid it and the rogue finds 3 kobolds. We kill them and take their weirdo candles and nails. The bar doesn’t have anything useful left in it so we continue toward the bridge to the monk tower.


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